The Celeb-Reiki Report: from scandal headlines to milk cartons

Reiki -- the word, not the practice -- made headlines this week as reports surfaced that the father of a former American Idol contestant was caught by police with a lacy-lingerie-clad "masseuse" at a Salt Lake City establishment called "Queens of Reiki." We can assure you that the "masseuse" and her similarly dressed colleagues are neither real Reiki practitioners nor real queens. Reiki practitioners and their clients remain fully clothed during a Reiki treatment and there is nothing sexual involved. Nonetheless, Jeff Archuleta, father of contestant David Archuleta, is now a Celeb-Reiki.

Meanwhile, in the United Kingdom, an actual Reiki practitioner is enjoying a few moments of fame while her photo is featured on a milk carton: a goat's milk carton, to be exact, half a million of them. And that makes Christine Neill of Hemel Hempstead a Celeb-Reiki.