Norman Aniston doesn't like his owner's boyfriend

Our Celeb-Reiki this week is Norman, beloved dog of actress Jennifer Aniston. He's a regular recipient of Reiki and other therapies, courtesy of his owner, who reportedly spends about $250 a week on Reiki, massage, and acupuncture for him. This Times of India article doesn't say whether he likes the Reiki, but it does say he dislikes Aniston's boyfriend, John Mayer. Maybe if Mayer learned to give Norman Reiki, everybody would get along and Aniston could save some money. Only with Norman's permission, of course.